have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
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