Dual....:-)
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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