Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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