Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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