i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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