careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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