I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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