You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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