found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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