My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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