I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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