Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
This baby is an asshole
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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