Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I'm always down for nudity.
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