I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
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