Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Randomize
