If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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