ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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