I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
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