Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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