So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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