White coat. Heels.
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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