and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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