I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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