apparently the secret to your success is patron
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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