I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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