I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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