I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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