Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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