I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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