He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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