Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I am midnight drunk by noon
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
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