Is it normal to miss your booty call?
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Randomize
