i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
MIDGETS
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i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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