Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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