That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Randomize
