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(561): View more from Florida

At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up

(915): View more from Texas

Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat

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(949): View more from California

just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow

(401): View more from Rhode Island

Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.

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(847): View more from Illinois

I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.

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