the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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