I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
The beer is more important than you right now.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
We're using joints as your birthday candles
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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