I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Randomize
