it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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