two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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