Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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