Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Randomize