I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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