I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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