with your own penis?
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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