Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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