Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
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