Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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