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A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
you had me at cake vodka
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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