I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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