i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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