Sry I called you an 8
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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