WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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