I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I need to align my fucking chakras
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